@15 hours ago with 38149 notes
lord jesus I feel how my mother felt when I got my first 6 tattoos
NO THIS IS FROM SILENT HILL OR SOME SHIT OG MY GOD
If this dude ever sneezed around me I’d fucking stick him
fuck that’s awesome
EDIT: did a little research on this body mod, they’re called plugs and he probably wears closed ones most of the time
That’s gotta be a huge pain in the ass if he ever goes swimming
You don’t want to see the plug that gives him a pain in his ass.
(Source: hugepoppa, via bugcthulhu)
@17 hours ago with 387003 notes
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.